PLAYER'S MANUAL · v4.89

Every quest, every mechanic, every item. Compiled with due diligence. Form 88-C laminated.

SECTION 01

QUESTS

Four citizens hand out work in Tendie Town. Look for the glowing yellow ? above their heads. Quest progress is per-character. Chapter 1 is Patty's chain — see the full walkthrough for the story version.

THE QUEST GIVERS

Pixel portrait of PATTY

PATTY

DINER BOSS

By the Moon Burger work zone on the plaza.

Chapter 1 chain: 6 quests. The first face a new player sees — coffee first, then the world.

Pixel portrait of FORAGER FRED

FORAGER FRED

PRODUCE BUYER

Farmer's market stall.

Buys berries & mushrooms, $1 each, cash on the barrel, no questions asked.

Pixel portrait of STELLA

STELLA

STYLE GURU

Threads & Trends boutique door.

One quest, infinite judgment.

Pixel portrait of ORIN

ORIN

EXTERMINATOR

Sidewalk by the Market Square manhole.

Repeatable rat contract. Swing first, ask questions never.

CHAPTER 1 CHAIN (PATTY)

▸ Briefing

  • Earn $5 in wages (any job)

TIP: Your very first shift is shortened to ~5 minutes — perfect for this.

▸ How to complete

  1. 01Find Patty at the Moon Burger door.
  2. 02Stand inside any glowing work-zone tile.
  3. 03Hold the shift until you've earned $5 in wages.
  4. 04Return to Patty.

▸ Briefing

  • Hold $200 (cash in pocket)

▸ How to complete

  1. 01Keep grinding shifts at the Moon Burger grill.
  2. 02Forage berries & mushrooms in the Whispering Pines and sell them to Fred for $1 each.
  3. 03Don't spend a tendie. The quest checks cash on hand.
  4. 04Hit $200 in your pocket, then turn in at Patty.

▸ Briefing

  • Reach level 2

▸ How to complete

  1. 01Earn XP — shifts pay 25 XP each.
  2. 02First achievements push you most of the way: Clocked In (+100), Buy the Dip (+50), Shareholder (+150).
  3. 03Level 2 needs 566 XP (100 × n^2.5).
  4. 04Level up, then return to Patty.

▸ Briefing

  • Open any stock chart

▸ How to complete

  1. 01Walk into any ticker building.
  2. 02Open the trading terminal.
  3. 03View any candle chart.
  4. 04That's it. Looking is free. Come back to Patty.

▸ Briefing

  • Earn $10 more in wages
  • Hold $300 (cash in pocket)

▸ How to complete

  1. 01Work 1–2 more shifts to bank $10+ in wages.
  2. 02Hold the stack — $300 total in your pocket.
  3. 03Don't buy the share early: the quest checks $300 on hand.
  4. 04Turn in at Patty for the sincere talk.

▸ Briefing

  • Buy any share
Golden Spatula item sprite

GOLDEN SPATULA — equippable hand item. +1 dignity, +0 alpha.

▸ How to complete

  1. 01Walk into an exchange / ticker building and open the terminal.
  2. 02Pick any ticker — the cheapest shares run ~$18–25.
  3. 03Buy 1 share.
  4. 04Turn in at Patty. Welcome to the game for real.

SIDE QUESTS

SECTION 02

HOW THE TOWN WORKS

WORK & CAREERS

Stand in a glowing work zone (Moon Burger grill, lumber yard…) and hold E to work a shift. Wages scale with your rank; promotions are earned by cumulative hours. 8 paid hours per UTC day — extra hours are unpaid but still count toward promotion. A diner shift pays ~$50–80 and 25 XP, takes ~15 min (first intro shift is 5 min).

WORK & CAREERS spec table
RULEVALUE
Shift inputStand in glowing zone, hold E
Diner shift pay~$50–80
Shift XP25 XP
Shift length~15 min (intro shift: 5 min)
Paid cap8 h per UTC day (extra hours unpaid, count to promotion)

TRADING

Ticker buildings house exchange terminals with live candle charts across 250+ tickers on 4 real exchanges (New York, London, Seoul, Frankfurt) plus crypto. Buy and sell shares with cash; portfolio and since-inception P&L are tracked per character. Any trade earns 5 XP (capped at 100 XP/day); a profitable sell earns XP = 20% of the profit. Churn loses to the spread — patience is alpha.

TRADING spec table
RULEVALUE
Tickers250+ stocks on 4 real exchanges + 20 crypto
Any trade5 XP (cap 100 XP/day)
Profitable sellXP = 20% of the profit
P&L trackingSince-inception, per character

INFLATION

The most important mechanic in Tendie Town: your CASH loses value every single day. Inflation eats a fixed percentage of your cash pile on a daily timer — log in after a week away and the bite is taken for all seven days at once. Shares, items and property are UNTOUCHED — inflation only burns idle cash. The lesson is the game’s whole thesis: money under the mattress dies; money in the market lives. Convert wages into shares early, and never sit on a big cash pile before logging off.

INFLATION spec table
RULEVALUE
Rate2% per day (set by the server)
HitsCASH ONLY — shares, items, property are safe
AppliedOn login + hourly, for ALL elapsed time
FloorNever below $0 — it can’t put you in debt
StrategyInvest wages fast; idle cash melts

LEVELING

XP to reach level n = 100 × n^2.5. XP comes from shifts, trades, achievements, and streaks — a diversified portfolio of actions.

LEVELING spec table
RULEVALUE
Level curveXP(n) = 100 × n^2.5
Level 2566 XP
Level 1031,623 XP
Level 501,776,767 XP (~14–16 h of active play)
Achievement XP~345k total budgeted

COMBAT & HP

HP bar over your head. Sewer rats (via manholes) aggro within 5 tiles and bite for 7–12 (big rats 14–20). Death respawns you at city center — no other penalty. HP regens Call-of-Duty style after ~5s out of combat. Rat-slaying weapon of choice: whatever's in your hand.

COMBAT & HP spec table
RULEVALUE
Aggro range5 tiles
Rat bite7–12 dmg
Big rat bite14–20 dmg
Death penaltyRespawn at city center — nothing else
HP regen~5s out of combat
Pixel-art under-city sewer tunnel with a swarm of rats and one big masked rat

FORAGING

East past the villas: the Whispering Pines. Glowing bushes are ripe — collect berries and mushrooms and sell to Forager Fred for $1 apiece, cash on the barrel, no questions asked.

FORAGING spec table
RULEVALUE
LocationWhispering Pines, east past the villas
Ripe signalBushes glow
BuyerForager Fred — $1 apiece

PREMIUM & AFK WORK

Premium players can clock in and log out — wages accrue offline (12h cap) and settle on next login. New accounts get a free 7-day premium trial. No mechanic punishes absence; streak freezes protect your streaks.

PREMIUM & AFK WORK spec table
RULEVALUE
AFK workClock in, log out — wages accrue offline
Offline cap12 h, settled on next login
TrialFree 7-day premium for new accounts
AbsenceNo punishment; streak freezes available

PRESTIGE — REINCARNATION

At level 50 you may reincarnate: level, cash and positions reset to a fresh start ($50), but mastery, titles, items, achievements and streaks carry over. Each prestige grants +10% XP from all sources (max III, +30%) plus a golden nameplate and exclusive item.

PRESTIGE — REINCARNATION spec table
RULEVALUE
UnlockLevel 50
ResetsLevel → 1, cash → $50, positions → none
Carries overMastery, titles, items, achievements, streaks
XP bonus+10% per prestige (max III, +30%)
ExtrasGolden nameplate + exclusive item per tier

Level curve reference: LV 2: 566 · LV 10: 31,623 · LV 20: 178,885 · LV 30: 492,950 · LV 50: 1,776,767 XP.

SECTION 03

ITEMS & EQUIPMENT

GOLDEN SPATULA spriteEPIC

GOLDEN SPATULA

Chapter 1 finale reward (also at Diner Mastery Tier V; golden hand items run $25,000 in the shop).

Equippable hand item. +1 dignity, +0 alpha.

EPIC

GOLDEN SHAKER

Diner Mastery Tier VI unlock.

Epic hand item for the Milkshake Alchemist.

COMMON

WOODEN STICK

Diner Mastery Tier II unlock.

"That's for goblins." — Patty

COMMON

BASEBALL BAT

Diner Mastery Tier IV unlock.

Hand item. Also acceptable for rat negotiations.

EPIC

DIAMOND MACE

Diner Mastery Tier X (Tendie Tycoon).

The endgame handshake. 60 hours of griddle time.

EPIC

PIMP CUP

Diner Mastery Tier VIII; also the Tendie Millionaire achievement.

Wealth flex item. Sip responsibly.

FORAGEABLE

BERRIES & MUSHROOMS

Glowing bushes in the Whispering Pines (east past the villas).

Sell to Forager Fred, $1 each, no questions asked.

FORAGEABLE

WOOD

Lumber-yard chop work zone.

Sell at Lumber Jack.

COSMETIC

WEARABLES

Threads & Trends boutique (Stella).

Hoodies, caps & rare pieces — tradable; can go in your backpack.

RUMORED

RAT MASK

Rumored rare drop from the BIG rat in the under-city tunnels.

Rare as hen's teeth, worth a fortune.

KEY ITEM

PATTY'S MUG

Chapter 1 story flag (the sincere one).

Key item — not equippable. Flag for future chapters.

COSMETIC

TENDIE CRATE / SPRAY CAN (GOLD)

Hidden-achievement cosmetics (Lucky Duck / Street Poet).

Hidden-achievement cosmetics. Open one if you find one.

SECTION 04

31 ACHIEVEMENTS · 7 HIDDEN

Total budgeted achievement XP: 345,490 XP. One-time, account-bound. The 7 hidden ones are spoiler-blurred below — hover at your own risk.

All visible achievements
DESCRIPTION
Clocked InComplete your first diner shift.+100 XP
ShareholderOwn your first share.+150 XP
Buy the DipExecute your first trade.+50 XP
Chart ReaderReach level 5.+500 XP
Ticker WatcherReach level 10.+2,000 XPTITLE: TICKER WATCHER
Market RegularReach level 25.+10,000 XPTITLE: MARKET REGULAR
Ready to AscendReach level 50.+50,000 XPTITLE: GOLDEN HAND
Four FiguresHold $1,000 in cash.+500 XP
Five Figure FlexHold $10,000 in cash.+3,000 XP
Six Figure SethHold $100,000 in cash.+15,000 XPTITLE: SIX FIGURE SETH
Tendie MillionaireHold $1,000,000 in cash.+40,000 XPTITLE: MILLIONAIREITEM: PIMP CUP
Getting the HangComplete 10 trades.+300 XP
Day TraderComplete 100 trades.+2,500 XP
Terminal HandsComplete 1,000 trades.+12,000 XPTITLE: TERMINAL HANDS
Green WeekReach $1,000 realized profit.+800 XP
Printer Go BrrrReach $100,000 realized profit.+10,000 XP
Tendie BaronReach $1,000,000 realized profit.+30,000 XPTITLE: TENDIE BARON
One Good CallMake $10,000 on a single trade.+5,000 XP
Reliable EmployeeWork 10 hours at the diner.+1,000 XP
Company HamsterWork 50 hours at the diner.+6,000 XPTITLE: COMPANY HAMSTER
Griddle MasterReach Diner Mastery Tier V.+4,000 XP
Tendie TycoonReach Diner Mastery Tier X.+20,000 XPITEM: GOLDEN SPATULA
Born AgainReincarnate for the first time.+25,000 XP
Full CircleReach Reincarnation III.+100,000 XPTITLE: FULL CIRCLE

SECTION 05

DINER CAREER MASTERY — 10 TIERS

Permanent progression. Survives reincarnation. Pay multiplier applies to shift pay AND shift XP.

Diner career mastery tiers
PAY ×XP BONUSUNLOCK
IBusser2h1.00×TITLE: TABLE TENDER
IIDish Pit Veteran5h1.00×+5 XPITEM: WOODEN STICK
IIILine Cook9h1.00×+5 XPTITLE: FLIPPER OF PATTIES
IVShort-Order Ace14h1.00×+10 XPITEM: BASEBALL BAT
VGriddle Master20h1.00×+10 XPITEM: GOLDEN SPATULA + TITLE: GRIDDLE MASTER
VIMilkshake Alchemist27h1.00×+15 XPITEM: GOLDEN SHAKER
VIIShift Lead35h1.00×+15 XPTITLE: SHIFT LEAD + ITEM: GOLD NAME TAG
VIIIDiner Manager44h1.00×+20 XPITEM: PIMP CUP
IXFranchise Owner52h1.00×+25 XPTITLE: FRANCHISE OWNER + ITEM: PRESTIGE APRON
XTendie Tycoon60h1.00×+30 XPITEM: DIAMOND MACE + TITLE: TENDIE TYCOON

PRESTIGE TIERS I–III

REINCARNATION I

TITLE: TWICE-BORN

  • +10% XP from all sources
  • Golden nameplate
  • Item: Emerald Sword
  • Est. run: ~11–12 h
REINCARNATION II

TITLE: THRICE-BORN

  • +20% XP from all sources
  • Animated golden nameplate
  • Item: Pixel Halo
  • Est. run: ~9–10 h
REINCARNATION III

TITLE: ETERNAL WAGEY

  • +30% XP from all sources
  • Rainbow golden nameplate
  • Item: Golden Wheelchair
  • Est. run: ~8 h

SECTION 06

KNOW YOUR TOWN

Top-down pixel-art map of Tendie Town with labeled landmarks12345678

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